Selk Bag
If you've ever needed a sleeping bag that won't hinder sleep walking, this could be just the thing.
The Selk Bag is a wearable sleeping bag that comes in two fetching colours: military green and a kind of "Kill Bill-esque" yellow & black.
You'll be the swankiest camper in the tent!
There are however a few things that should not be attempted with a Selk Bag as I have found out:
1. Substituting your company issue Level A hazmat suit with the Selk Bag.
2. Marathon sauna sessions
3. Keyhole surgery
The rest is fair game.
So that's the "keeping warm" part of camping sorted, now if only everything else associated with the frankly absurd pastime didn't suck to high heaven I might be tempted to try it.
"Why is it pointless?"
We've already got a better substitute for a sleeping bag, it's called a bed.
"Why is it cool?"
It's a fashionable sleeping bag.