USB Missile Rocket Launcher

Work days here at the office usually decend into anarchy at around 3 o'clock, but thanks to this little fella, we're lucky if we get passed 9am without an international incident.

The missiles are launched by strong springs and have a range of about 3 metres, but as the missiles are nice safe foam, you are unlikely to do any real damage...of course there's always the option of introducing anthrax-tipped knitting needles.*

So the next time you need to "strike down with great vengeance and furious anger" on Gerald from marketing, you won't need to look much further than the USB Missile Rocket Launcher.




*don't ever do this