Picture the scene..
It's another lonely night in front of the computer, playing World of Warcraft, listening to Dragonforce and stuffing hob-nobs into your face.
You catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, ashamed you look away.
"What have I become? It was never meant to be like this."
But wait, rather than send yourself into a spiral of self-loathing, regain a sense of accomplishment by cleaning up your desktop, 'cos let's face it, you're going nowhere.
The USB mini vacuum cleaner plugs into any standard computer USB port. No batteries to run out, a nifty little motor and two attachments; the first being a conventional brush nozzle, the second being a special rubber nozzle for hard to get at areas.
Now go sort yourself out, and for god's sake have a shower.
Why is it pointless?
I like my dirt, it defines me as a person
Why is it cool?
Vacuuming is rarely cool, but it is useful
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Where can I get one?
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