Vice Wine Puzzle
Do you have that relative that you like enough to get a present for this Christmas, but who annoys you enough to make sure you don't get them something they'll overly enjoy? Do they also enjoy a few festive drinks over the holiday period? Don't worry, we've found the perfect solution for you this year! Get them a bottle of their favourite drink, but make sure they come close to a nervous breakdown trying to get the bottle open with the Vice Wine Puzzle!
The Vice Wine Puzzle fits over most standard wine and spirit bottle necks and is made up of wooden parts connected by a piece of linking cord. Simply hook the puzzle up to the bottle of choice via following the included instructions and watch Uncle Joe struggle/sulk/scream/cry in the corner for a few hours as he tries to get that first glass of Brandy in his belly before the turkey is served!
The only risk is denying someone of festive cheer can turn nasty. If it gets to the point where you are held up against the wall by your neck as Uncle Joe holds the bottle over your head threatening to smash it on your skull to get it open, the device comes with instructions to get the bottle out too. Phew, that was a close one!
Now lets go see if Auntie Judy has managed to escape from that trap I set under the staircase for her earlier...
"Why is it pointless?"
It's Christmas, why do you have to be so mean? Just be nice for one day a year you sod!
"Why is it cool?"
You're a sod who takes great pride in other people's misery. Well done Scrooge.