You've been dropping your not so subtle hints for months, the big day arrives and instead of those must have Jimmy Choos you find yourself unwrapping a new iron. But before you beat him senseless with it stop and seek alternative revenge.
This voodoo candle is perfect for those who seek an alternative to causing actual physical harm. The candle has been shaped to resemble a person with 5 wicks in all those fragile places.
So sit back smile sweetly thank him for the thoughtful gift and then set to work lighting those wicks smirking as you imagine him rolling around in agony, sweating his wick off.
Revenge has never been so sweet.
Why is it pointless?
It's not as satisfying as buring his bits yourself
Why is it cool?
it's less likely to end you up in prison
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Where can I get one?
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