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Play Things

Messing about. It's great isn't it? Just putting all of your effort into achieving nothing. Fantastic.
We all need a helping hand now and again though, and the following assortment of gadgets will do just that.

Racing Grannies

The ultimate competetor sport. Racing grannies. The possiblitys are endless!

Flying Alarm Clock

You think the sound of the alarm clock is as annoying as it can get? Think again!

Remote Control Tarantula

Everyone has to have one of these...

Duck Fadar

The farce is strong in this one. Half duck, half Vader with multi-colour fading LEDs - be mesmerised by the Dark Side..

Walkie Bits Tiny Robotic Turtles

Have you ever wanted your very own turtle, but were afraid of incinerating on bonfire Night? Now your prayers have been answered, as you won't fell so guilty if it happens to these little critters!

Nuclear Globe

The most extreme water toy in the world ever? I think so! Like an inflatable Death-star you can march menacingly upon your victims as they flounder, arms flapping, to try to escape you like the rebel scum they are!

More stuff in Play Things
	Robotic Chimp Head Forget monkeying around with tacky talking Bass and Stag heads, we are talking serious, realistic looking and acting animatronics that ape the real thing!	LighTalk - Scanning LED Message Wand Write! Read! Swing! No, not an online dating service for those with questionable integrity, it's the LighTalk LED message wand...
	3D Pool Table Taking pool to a new dimension! A twisted, unearthly dimension where the badger is king and everyone loves Ben Elton. No, not really, it takes it to the third dimension, a dimension you're probably familar with, but never when playing pool...	BB Bug Kill my pretties! Kill!

	Grass Armchair Can never find a chair in the garden for the BBQ? Fed up with your sunniest positionbeing taken. No more, sow your own armchair!	The Emoticons No longer confined to the virtual world, The Emoticons are free and coming to a desk near you...
	Naughty Duvet Cover Want to surprise your mother when she brings your tea in first thing in the morning? Or are you ashamed of your flabby body and want to spice the bedroom up? Or perhaps you are just a weird person who likes this sort of thing!	Blow Bot When we were asked to look at something called a "Blow Bot" our first answer was that we don't review adult toys. Turns out that Blow Bot is in fact an inflatable remote controlled robot. Not what we were thinking at all!
	Vibrating Soap Working up a lather has never been easier! Keeping hold of a wet bar of soap can be tricky at the best of times, but what about when its a little live wire like this one?	Air powered car Tired of paying out for batteries for yours and the kids toys cars? You bet. How about never having top buy a battery for this car ever?

	Remote Controlled Dalek Exterminate! Exterminate! Throw your Nan out of her wheelchair, take a seat and paint yourself green, for now you too can become Davros.	Pumpkin Carving Kit Halloween means pumpkins, and that means the impossible task of creating a face-like design on one, we all know how difficult that is... But not anymore, thanks to the ingenious Pumpkin Carving Kit
	Mr Suicide BathPlug Do you, as I do, have problems removing the plug from the bathtub? Usually because I broke the attached chain at the plug end. This funny gadget will remind you that you need to drain the bath.	Camouflage Golf Balls Camouflage Golf Balls, the ideal present for any golfer that you don't like. See how long it takes them to play a round with these beauties.
	Inflatable Pub All good drinking men and women desire their own pub or bar. Here is the chance to have that dream come true. Take it anywhere and simply inflate it. Just be careful where you leave your ciggies burning!	Disco Ducks Bath times just got GROOVY! Four mini Disco Ducks with little internal lights which phase in and out and flash, to give you a warm glow inside.
	Darth Tater Darth Tater is the unholy alliance between innocent root vegetable and star wars super-villain. Not the most obvious combination maybe, but one that could almost have been invented by this site!	CardBoy Unfold CardBoy from his humble 'ordinary' cardboard box origins and within seconds, these urban-cute little box fighters of crime will be standing guard on your desk top!
	Aqua Glider Oh come-on! You want one of these... .. the worlds first inflatable wet bike. Apparently the Aqua Glide is only for kids, but I don't want to believe them.	Classic Arcade Machine Be the envy of every aging big kid on the street with the thing we all dreamed of as children: You own arcade machine featuring 128 classic and officially licensed games.
	Hover Football The cushion of air will turn any smooth surface into a sports pitch - except probably a football pitch! This must be the most utterly pointless thing I've ever seen!	X-plane - Remote Control Spy Plane Radio controlled planes just entered the world of cool thanks to the X-plane with it's integrated digital spy camera.
	Roboraptor In to Dinos? This is the Bogs Dollox. A scary Raptor which will terroise your household not mention the family of pets!	CuBees A completely lunatic stacking toy which will make you smile.
	U2 MIRAGE FLIGHT SIMULATOR Ever tried those flight sims at the funfair? Forget them, get your own and virtually fly.	Flybar Pogo Stick Ever owned a pogo stock and wished it would jump higher? How about 5 feet? or even 8 feet? - Really! No kidding.
	Shocking Tanks These 'Shocking Remote Control Tanks' definitely live up to their name. Each remote control has electrodes that will give you a mild electric shock each time your opponent's tank scores a hit.	Desktop Rover: Remote Control Laser Tag Tanks Tanks are cool and laser tag is fun, so the Desktop Rover is a recipe for hours of cool fun.
	Magnetoids Shiny whirring alienesque elipsoids that jump into life when placed near each other. Surely a must-have for every bored executive.	Climbatron The Space Walking Robot! Climbs up, down, round and even upside down!
	Bruce Lee Action Figures Ever wanted you own army of hard-as-nails Jeet Kune Do kings? Not bothered if they are only 4cm tall? You need some Bruce Lee Action figures!	Remote Control Missile Launcher The remote terrorisation of pets just got a whole lot more fun!
	Inflatable Sumo Wrestler Suit Inflate your ego with this Sumo suit. Use it for fancy dress parties or just the office party. No-one will believe their eyes. If you are among the very thin, this is for you. If you among the very fat, then still wear it, it may make you feel thinner!	Arcade Table If you know what this is from the picture, then you probably already want one. The iconic arcade table is back, and it's been brought up to date.
	Solar Airship If you are the sort of person who likes to make half naked people stand in groups pointing, then you are just going to love this 8 Metre solar powered airship.	Robosapien This Kung-fu fighting robot has attitude and is the coolest home robot we've seen to date.