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Tattoo Sleeves
Come on., if you do not have a tattoo, you would want one, then if it weren't permanent, then perhaps you would like the macho look, now you have the chance to impress the laydeez.
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Location Earth Dog Tags
You know how it is...
You get abducted by aliens and the silly sods forget where they picked you up from! Happens all the time I know, but now you have a way of helping them to get you home - even if you don't speak their language.
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Clock T Shirt
How to stop people asking you the time when walking the street.
They will be able to tell you as the digital display is right in front of them.
Of course, how many people do not have a watch or a phone/iPod which would tell them?
You wouldn't set the time wrong to confuse them, would you?
But it's fun.
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Robotic Chimp Head
Forget monkeying around with tacky talking Bass and Stag heads, we are talking serious, realistic looking and acting animatronics that ape the real thing!
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Doggles
Sunglasses for dogs... because apparently they want style and to protect their eyes from the sun as well. It's as simple as that.
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Insectilix Lollies
A crazy selection of tasty lollies containing real creepy crawlies and some other unusual things. Each with its own unique flavour. Whats more pointless than that?!
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Scrolling LED Belt Buckle
Diamond encrusted bling is just soooo last century. This techy bling belt-buckle swaps the rocks for scrolling LEDs and can turn your crotch into your own programmable ad-space.
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Cube World
Cube World - A pixelated world where stick people live, play and interact with you and other cubes! Let them play leap frog, or beat each other up, let the games begin!
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iCopulate
Your iPod is cute and sexy, so why isn't it getting any action? But it an iColulate for Christmas and your Ipod will soon be getting jiggy with all the iPod hotties you can find.
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Indicatears
Indicatears are the latest (and possibly only) development in the arena of pedestrian direction signallying devices. Yup... indicators for your ears.
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Crazy Baby Pacifiers
Hey Dummy, here's a way to stop the crying and start the laughing.
A real dual purpose product.
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Life Sized Freddy Krueger Cut Out
Whether you are looking for a Halloween decoration that's a bit cooler than a plastic pumpkin or just want to scare the living daylights out of granny, we think this Life-Sized Freddy Kruger cut-out deserves a place in everyone's home.
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Glow Brick
Its a glowing light bulb... Nothing new there then you might say, but oh, yes there is! Check out the uber-cool ultra-spooky supernatural Glow Brick!...
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Darth Tater
Darth Tater is the unholy alliance between innocent root vegetable and star wars super-villain. Not the most obvious combination maybe, but one that could almost have been invented by this site!
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Churchill Nodding Dog
He's on your TV every day (and night!)
You really want one to sit on the back shelf of your car, yes you do!
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Fisheye Lens Camera
Ever wanted to see the world through a goldfish's eye? No... Ok well maybe you just want to take really cool photos like you see on Skate videos & stuff?...
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Pac Man Costume Hats
It's Halloween again or another kids birthday party and there is nothing to dress the little horrors in which is different to their schoolmates.
Now there is! These Pac Man soft helmets are the biz.
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Home DNA Extraction Kit
You have seen the court cases where the prosecution bring in DNA evidence to convict.
Never fails, now you or your kids, can do the same with this kit. Create your own CSI team!
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Banana Guard
What every fruit eater needs.
A banana guard. Stop over ripening and brusing.
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Welding Helmets with Style
Are you a DIY welder in your garage? Fed up with the kids and/or wife interrupting you while you are welding? NO MORE!
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A cast of members
No, not the list of players at the Old Vic, but a way of preserving a model of your manhood for posterity.
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hot chocolick body paint
Come on, you've all thought about covering your lover with chocolate and licking it of, or vice-versa.
Of course you have, haven't you?
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Flying Cathedral
Nearer my God to Thee...
Fly high with this inflatable Cathedral.
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Flowers in a Tin
Here a get out of jail free item.
Just keep one or two of these in the car or the shed and when you are about to be resigned to the doghouse, pop a tin of flowers open for her.
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Reindeer Pate
Now that Christmas is over, what do they do with the Reindeer until next time.
Simple, eat them and here is a delicious offering for you.
Guaranteed no red noses after eating.
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Instant Snow
Longing for a white Christmas, but don't have the budget for a trip to lapland? You need insta-snow - the realistic fake snow that you can use practically anywhere.
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Antworks Space Age Ant Farm
Fancy a pet, but think a dog is too much work? Ever considered ants?
No... seriously
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Humunga Tongue
Dogs aren't just for Christmas... meaning that you can get year round laughs at the expense of your canine chum thanks to this great gift idea for dogs.
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Deluxe Lunar Space Suit
What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it, dude!
Ever done that thing where you walk around in slow motion, pretending to be a space man..?
Then now your dreams have come true!!
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Crocodile Curry
Get your own back on the crocs. EAT THEM.
This superb tasting Green Thai curry is made with farmed crocodile meat.
Waiter " Get me a crocodile curry and make it snappy" (Groan..)
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Cow Stickers
Ever wondered why things around you are not just a little more bovine? If so then not only are you odd, but you are in luck!
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Chill-Out Room
Need a place to relax? Then climb into your own retro sci-fi looking chillout room.
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Really Big Lighter
Zippos are cool right? Well how much cooler would Zippos be if they were really big?
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